Comments from a One Woman Greek Chorus

I believe that... ...Mary Shelly REALLY needed to get out of the house... ...that Harry Potter should and will one day be considered classic literature... ...that communication is key, and is as much the responsibility of the listener as of the speaker... ...that the printing press is the GREATEST invention in history... ...that banning books violates EVERY provision of the First Amendment, and the only thing accomplished by burning them is upping our carbon footprint... ...that sanity is a myth perpetrated by drug companies... ...that heaven would have to have one BIG-ASS library...that everything sounds better in French... ...that no human being can tell you what God really thinks... ...that the only way I could EVER get through a Stephanie Meyer book would be if I were to be told that Buffy Summers shows up at the end to either stake everyone or smack them upside their heads for being one-dimensional puppets... ...and that Chris Colfer has the loveliest singing voice I've ever heard. Glee is my guilty pleasure; my roommate somehow managed to get me addicted (DAMN YOU MAGGIE!), but please don't tell my professors. RAVENCLAW
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